Small penises have feelings too.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You can't just leave with hair like that
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
