check it out our google latitudes are spooning
After last night, I could never be a politician.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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