I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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