I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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