I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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