there was a trapeze. enough said
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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