Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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