just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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