this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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