it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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