Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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