whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize