That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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