Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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