My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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