girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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