We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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