i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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