All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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