i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We left the knife in your bed.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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