real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
oh god the rape fog is back!
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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