Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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