All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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