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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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