You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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