i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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