My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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