There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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