Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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