I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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