How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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