Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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