And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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