I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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