This house was built for laser tag.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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