Say something about gay babies.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I need to align my fucking chakras
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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