I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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