thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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