We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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