once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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