He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize