remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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