yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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