fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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