you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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