can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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