What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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