you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
if only i could text you this smell
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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