I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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