one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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