shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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