Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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