fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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