weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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