these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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